Got drunk and didn’t get a hangover.
I fucking win.


owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have


ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes


(Source: extrasad)


I’m having a hard time walking and drunk sex didn’t help at all


Oh man captain Morgan is delish.
I’m just a liiiiiittle bit drunk rn.
UwU


(Source: earthboundtext)


madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use


"Dandy? I, uh, wanted to give you a gift. For graduation."

"What kind of gift?"

(Source: s-indria)



beatfist:

A Toothless I started a year ago e_e)

beatfist:

A Toothless I started a year ago e_e)


puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.


alientramp:

ALIENTRAMP’S FEMINIST FUN GIVEAWAY
So a lot of you used to know me by my old URL Slut4Satan, but due to a stalker I had, I had to change my url for safety reasons. I lost a lot of followers because people did not realize it was still me. So I am doing a giveaway for all the people who have stayed with me and still enjoyed my blog, and also hopefully get some people back who I used to be friends with who think I have disappeared.
I am doing a giveaway of some pretty beginning feminist literature, its for people looking to find out more about feminism/relationships/sex positivity. Consider it a starters kit to feminism. Im also including some sexy fun so you can practice your new sex positive attitude <3
Full Frontal Feminism
What You Really Really Want
The Feminist Porn Book
The Ethical Slut
Double Dong Vibrating Dildo
Wanachi Vibrator Wand
4 Trojan Condoms. 2 Her Pleasure. 2 Magnum
In order to enter the giveaway you MUST BE 18+ because of the sex toys.
You must be following me (Im trying to rebuild myself as advice/feminist education/sex education and want to help as many people as possible)
Must Reblog so I can keep track. You can reblog as many times as you like
Winner will be chosen at random using random.org
Contest is open internationally.
Contest ends August 1st

alientramp:

ALIENTRAMP’S FEMINIST FUN GIVEAWAY

So a lot of you used to know me by my old URL Slut4Satan, but due to a stalker I had, I had to change my url for safety reasons. I lost a lot of followers because people did not realize it was still me. So I am doing a giveaway for all the people who have stayed with me and still enjoyed my blog, and also hopefully get some people back who I used to be friends with who think I have disappeared.

I am doing a giveaway of some pretty beginning feminist literature, its for people looking to find out more about feminism/relationships/sex positivity. Consider it a starters kit to feminism. Im also including some sexy fun so you can practice your new sex positive attitude <3

  • Full Frontal Feminism
  • What You Really Really Want
  • The Feminist Porn Book
  • The Ethical Slut
  • Double Dong Vibrating Dildo
  • Wanachi Vibrator Wand
  • 4 Trojan Condoms. 2 Her Pleasure. 2 Magnum

In order to enter the giveaway you MUST BE 18+ because of the sex toys.

You must be following me (Im trying to rebuild myself as advice/feminist education/sex education and want to help as many people as possible)

Must Reblog so I can keep track. You can reblog as many times as you like

Winner will be chosen at random using random.org

Contest is open internationally.

Contest ends August 1st


lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

(Source: iraffiruse)


boyparts:

#eat ass